Part of the report read: “In what promises to be the biggest White House scandal since intern fellatio, President Barack Obama’s daughter, 16-year-old Malia, has confirmed that she is pregnant. Sources say Malia is now in her second trimester. Mother and First Lady, Michelle Obama, says that although she will be a grandmother much younger than she planned, teen pregnancy runs in the family.”
The report was first published by a satirical site, Empire New State, but is now gaining ground.
Here are photos from one of her night moves that started the saga and it’s kinda getting serious…
